I have never owned a goat. I have absolutely no interest in them. Quite frankly they bore me.
“Nice n’ Spicy” Nik Naks are my third favourite crisps.
My Favourite books include ‘A History Of Goats’ by Penn & Teller (so fascinating), ‘Cooking with Gypsies’ by Keith Floyd & the entire Callum Best mystery series.
My Favourite Movies include ‘Withnail and Me’, ‘Jurrasic Island’ & ‘Jeremy Guire’. (I’ve seen them so many times! I know them word for word!) Another guilty pleasure of mine is ‘Robocock Vs The Cyber Sluts’ (I cry every time!)
The music I like tends to be really underground and alternative. I like bands you probably haven’t even heard of yet. Let us say no more about it. I am cooler than you.
I don’t actually like food. I sustain myself by digesting a mixture of flour, water and grass. I sometimes put a glacé cherry on top but it’s purely ornamental and I eat round it and pop it back in the jar afterwards.
I spend a disproportionate amount of my time thinking about the video for ‘Put Yourself In My Place’ by Kylie Minogue. Specifically the fact that while floating in the spacecraft the left sleeve of her spacesuit is removed twice. I find it quite upsetting. I’m also massively addicted to drugs so I tend to think about ‘scoring’ my next ‘hit’ of delicious, delicious drugs.
My hobbies include drinking****ails and making websites censor perfectly acceptable words
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 40 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, England: North Yorkshire, Bridlington | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) | |
| Build | Athletic | |
| Hair | Dark brown | |
| Drink | Socially | |
| Smoke | No | |
| Interest | Affairs | |
| Drugs | None | |
| Travel | Can accommodate, Will travel | |
| Safe sex | Always | |
