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I want to find my soul mate but before that I want whatever you call the drunken boning version of a soul mate. Let’s get sauced some night and talk shit and see if we like each other.

Profile whatwoulddannydo (Male) from USA, Friendswood

My friends would tell you to watch out for me, even though I'm the first person they call when making plans. You should probably take their word for it though, no matter how much fun you see us having when we go out. That uproarious laughter you hear coming from our table has trouble written all over it. For you.

My friends will love you because you have a nice tush and are wildly attractive. Your friends ... Well, they'll either absolutely love me, secretly wishing they would have met me first, or tell you to get rid of me. If this is the case, watch out, they might be trying to get me for themselves. Most likely, they'll tell you something along the lines of: “He’s a good guyHe’s a keeper.” If that’s the case, they’re filthy liars, don’t believe them.

If I like you enough, and you haven't ran away screaming yet, you'll talk me into meeting your parents. Your mom and dad will love me. I'll be the son your mom never had and if we get serious, she'll pressure me to 'make an honest woman out of you' and drop hints so subtle, a blind man could see them a mile away. Me and your dad will be immediately be chummy, slinging jokes that'll make your inner teenager's eyes roll and skin crawl. You'll hate yourself for bringing me to meet them and I'll revel in your bewildered - albeit adorable - embarrassment. However, if they knew what kind of bedroom tomfoolery their little princess was up to, your dad would probably mount my head on the wall as a trophy like the animal I am.

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whatwoulddannydo Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 34
Sexuality Straight
Location USA, Texas, Friendswood
Ethnicity White / Caucasian
Height 6ft (183 cm)
Build Average
Hair Light brown
Drink Socially
Smoke No
Drugs None
Travel Will travel