9:40 am Monday, 24th December, 2018
Christmas is the most wonderful time of year and all, but let's not forget what it's really about: getting new toys. When you were younger, there was nothing more thrilling than finding a pile of toys under the tree on Christmas morning. But as you get older the toys you play with change, goodies that bring you more fun than Action Man or Barbie ever could.
Believe it or not, there are lots of Christmas-themed sex toys out there for those of us on the Naughty List. From candy cane dildos to mistletoe condoms, we found the hottest holiday sex toys to buy this year as a gift or just to treat yourself. Because Santa Claus shouldn't be the only one coming this year.
The whimsical candy cane shape makes it easy to hold onto during thrust-happy holiday sex sessions. Tease your G-Spot or your back door until you’re screaming in joy. Heat it up or cool it down for added thrills! Makes a great stocking stuffer, also pretty enough to pass as a glass ornament (just clean it first).
Add a tasty twist to your holiday cheer with JO® Naughty or Nice Gift Set. Good tidings will certainly be with you once you get a taste of the gingerbread or candy cane. Turn a penis or dildo into a seasonal snack, great for him as well as for her, the applications and uses are endless!
What girl doesn't want two little Santa hats for their nips? Couple that with a bow for your crotch and you're all set. The panties even come with little jingle bells at the bottom of the ribbon, so good luck wearing these under anything while trying to be subtle.
Stocking to fill? This season, give the gift of safe sex and ensure the only thing you'll be filled with is joy. Penis-havers, be sure that your partner thinks it is funny before you put your dick in her face with some mistletoe on top of it because we all know the rules of mistletoe.
Is it cold in here or are you just happy to spank me? This winter treat is a quality leather crop with a with a white leather snowman with red and green rhinestone buttons makes up the head of this crop, meaning this snowman’s got some (frost) bite!
Would you buy a Christmas themed sex toy for a playmate? Let us know in the comments below.
