Six Seasonal Sex Positions

5:19 pm Monday, 16th December, 2019

    If you have any energy left after eating your body weight in food and listening to relatives whine about politics over the festive period, we'd recommend being a little naughty this Christmas and making sure you have a jolly end to the day.

    We have six seasonal sex potions to make you say Ho, Ho, Ohhh!!

    Jingle Balls

    Basically, this is reverse cowgirl with an added twist. The penetrator lies down on his back with his partner on top facing away from him. The added twist is that he spreads his legs slightly apart so that they can have lots of fun while also tickling his balls.

    The Reindeer

    Think doggy style but with some added intimacy. The partner being penetrated positions themselves on all fours while the penetrator leans over them from behind, wrapping their arms around them and thrusting.

    Deck The Halls

    Standing positions are ideal for holiday quickies, especially when you're short on time and space. The playmate being penetrated leans against the wall facing their partner, one of their legs is being held up on the side of the penetrator, while the other leg is on the ground.

    Elf on the Shelf

    Santa's helper can go to work on their playmate's jingly bits, with this adventurous move. The partner being penetrated lies on their back with their legs raised and folded over so that their ankles are on either side of their head, while the penetrator squats and dips their penis/strap on in and out.

    The Stocking Stuffer

    Take advantage of the flat surfaces you have around to help stock your stocking. The penetrator is standing, the one being penetrated is on their back but elevated (could be on a desk, table, bed, etc.), and their legs are straight up against the penetrator's body.

    Gift Wrapped

    Admit it, all you really want for Christmas this year...is their package. The penetrator sits cross-legged (yoga-style), the one being penetrated sit in their lap facing them. Wrapping their legs around them, and hugging each other for support.