10:09 am Tuesday, 12th March, 2019
The mushy times of Valentine's are long gone. Gestures of flowers, chocolates and giant teddy bears are so last month! Now we come to man's favourite event of the year. That's right, March 14th is Steak and Blowjob Day, and we are celebrating all week!
It is rumoured that this holiday was created by Rhode Island disc jockey, Tom Birdsey, who had a brainwave one day that men should be compensated for their extra efforts on Valentine's Day (LOL). So...what do men like best? Fillet and fellatio of course! And thus Steak and Blowjob Day was born.
So, while you might have trouble finding a card for it at your local card shop, and you most likely won’t be seeing Steak + BJ Day being turned into a national bank holiday anytime soon, we have 8 tips on how to give your fellas meat a tender treat ;)
To make him go weak at the knees, when giving him a blow job, linger on the parts of his anatomy that are particularly sensitive - the tip of his penis, his testicles and his perineum - the secret spot between the testicles and the anus. He’ll also appreciate lots of attention around the shaft whether you use your mouth, tongue or hands, some good shaft action will get him closer to blowing his load.
If your partner's penis is on the large side you may find it more than a mouthful. Blow jobs can be difficult to perform on bigger penises but don't worry - you're not expected to be able to take it all the way down. A simple trick to blow job success is to use your hand and your mouth together - which will feel good for any size of penis. Use an edible lubricant or your saliva to get things going and move your hand from the shaft (bottom) to the tip until he's really hard. Then add your mouth, taking him in as your hand moves up and down.
Blow jobs, and oral sex should be fun so if you want to spice it up try playing with temperature and sensations. Temperature play can be fun, so try taking a mouthful of warm tea, swill it around your mouth and swallow then take your man's penis into your mouth for 20 seconds and suck. Then take a mouth full of cold water and do the same. The difference in hot and cold will feel fabulous for him. You can also try champagne, fizzy water, mint, ice cubes and ice cream for extra unexpected sensations.
Some folk can't bare the taste of their man in their mouths, which makes oral sex rather less enjoyable. While performing a blow job you can add chocolate body paint, squirty cream or ice cream then spend time licking and sucking it off, or try a flavoured lubricant.
Gagging during oral sex isn't something to be embarrassed about. He'll think you're gagging because he's so massive and if you actually tell him that then you'll give him one enormous ego boost that he'll love you for. If you find yourself often gagging then try using your hands as well - see oral sex tip 2!
When he starts to come, there's the question of whether to swallow or not. You don’t have to: each to their own. If you find the thought of sperm in your mouth revolting, don’t force yourself to swallow: it won’t make it any less pleasurable for him. Just make sure he withdraws in time. Some men like to come onto breasts, bellies or other parts of their partner but make sure you've agreed to this first - it's entirely your choice. Of course, you can swallow too - which brings us onto the subject of taste...
Some foods and drinks do have an effect on the taste of your guy's load. Some foods to avoid are obvious - garlic and onions make our breath smell - and add a funky taste to our guy's semen to thanks to their high sulphur content. If you want to sweeten his spunk try getting your man to eat plenty of fruits that are high in natural sugars - pineapple juice is a winner. Also, sweet and fragrant foods and herbs like parsley, wheatgrass, celery, cinnamon, peppermint and lemon can all make for a sweet oral sex session.
Some people are repulsed by oral sex and don’t like the idea of putting their partner’s penis in their mouth, it's not for everyone - the idea is to both get turned on from the experience. If it makes you feel more up for it, try having a shower together as part of foreplay so that you can nice and clean before you get dirty. Blow jobs should be a pleasure for both of you, knowing you're turning him on is a turn on in itself.
So ladies, how do you celebrate? Will you be treating your man to a treat of the tongue tornado variety? As for myself, I will be joining the other single lasses for a ham sandwich and high-five until 'Cake and Cunnilingus Day' becomes a thing (why is this not a thing?!).
