GI's

During the Second World War a farmer lived close to an American Army base. The farmer had 3 daughters and one evening there was a knock on the door. He opened it to find a GI stood by the door with a bunch of flowers.
He said "My name's Lance, I want to take your daughter to a dance. Have i got a chance?"
The farmer shouted upstairs and one of his daughters came down and left for the dance with Lance.
Minutes later another knock and he opened the door to find another GI with a box of chocolates.
He said "My name's Joe, I wanna take your daughter to a show. Can we go?"
The farmer shouted up stairs again and again one daughter came down and left with Joe for the show.
A few minutes passed and then another knock. The farmer opened the door to another GI who said "My name's Chuck and i wanna...."
The farmer said "No!! Piss Off!"
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