Two fun loving characters seek couples and the occasional single for funserioussexchatfunfoodrandom acts of sexual perversity.
Angel is 32 and can juggle jellyfish amongst other death defying tricks. She actually was a plate spinner for Billy Smart but has to retire after a freak chimpanzee accident. Lets just say that Cheetah will never go to a regular toilet again......
Mitchell is 45 and has never worked in a circus, he has though worked as an animal impersonator though had to give it up due to uninvited approaches from furries. He now prefers to be more random so lawnmowers.
As a couple Angel & Mitch are pretty devoted. They're both on the larger side so fans of the lithe best move on. Those that like curvier people however are in for a rolly coaster ride of sex laughs, bizarre machinery and rare tricks.
We're here to make friends as well as sexual congress but be warned are very naughty in the bedroom (mainly due to good imagination lots of lube and an actual real and fully operational fucking machine.)
We meet guys and couples but prefer to approach singles guys ourselves. As a general rule we prefer to exchange an email or 2 before a friends invite is considered and sorry we tend to ignore random winks. We are keen photographers and enjoy taking pics but this is always optional on a meet. We also offer a discreet photo set service, play or vanilla (references available) for those who want to be immortalised.
So there you have it. We're nice people having a nice time with other nice people. To conclude, if carlsberg made swingers they shouldnt, theyre a brewery and this is recreational sex and as a result less predictable....
Happy swinging xx
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 45 | |
| Sexuality | Bisexual | |
| Location | UK, Wales: Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Cardiff | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) | |
| Build | Big and beautiful | |
| Hair | Blonde | |
| Body hair | Smooth | |
| Body decoration | Earrings, Tattoos | |
| Drink | Socially | |
| Smoke | No | |
| Drugs | None | |
| Cock/Breast size | Very large | |
| Travel | Can accommodate, Will travel | |
| Safe sex | Always | |
