Trilingual , Sapiosexual,
Psych Major. .
Firm friend of the Fairy Folk, secret keeper,
and Gatherer of things to bitch about. Tattooed and pierced, I'm a geek on a mission to decorate my skin. . . Worlds best mother, 20 years and running. . Also a sleeper agent for Samurai FBI. Genuinely a good girl who's favourite things are Bad
Enjoyable pastimes include:
Fucking with twins. . .
After intense research I have come to the conclusion that, the Deviant one, is always far superior in business, in life, in fatherhood and, most importantly in me.
2 Fun facts about me. .
• I once knocked out a cow with one punch. . . . Don't believe me? ? Ask any cow. . .
• I want to amass the world's largest collection of pajamas. So far I have, 6 pairs. .
Seeking Male
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| Gender | Female |
| Age | 42 |
| Location | New Zealand, Auckland, Auckland |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |