When I was a little boy. I thought the definition of sex was to kiss while you were naked.
So one night I got out of the bath and kissed the cat on the nose. Then I remembered I was still naked and ran down the stairs screaming I just had sex with the cat !
You should of seen the look on my mom's face...
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 35 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | Australia, New South Wales, Katoomba | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Height | 6ft 3in (190 cm) | |
