There was this little polar bear and he went into his igloo and said “mum, am i a grizzly bear or brown bear?” “no your not” she replied “ur 100% polar bear” a little later he comes back in and says” mum am i mountain bear or a black bear” “i’ve told u once, no ur a polar bear, now go and play outside”. 5 minuets later he comes back and says ” mum r u sure that i’m not a koalar bear” “NO!! ur a polar bear, why do u keep askin?” he says “cos i’m fucking freezing” !!
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 36 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, England: Derbyshire, Denby | |
| Height | 6ft 2in (188 cm) | |
| Build | Average | |
| Hair | Blonde | |
| Drink | Socially | |
