Breaking news!!!!
There's a man in Stamford who joined this dating site recently and, contrary to popular belief, reports suggest that, although he joined in a moment of temporary insanity the overall profile suggests that he is NOT MENTAL!
This unusual phenomenon is baffling established members of the site, who can't believe that such a strange occurrence happened right under their noses!
This event is indeed a rarity and doesn't come along very often. ..In fact only once every fifty years.
..scientists have confirmed that this rare species does not contain any bunny boiling characteristics whatsoever. ..nor has the genetic trait so often found in regular members of forever texting and failing to turn up to dates...
Due to the uniqueness of this extraordinary man. ..experts agree that whoever manages to catch this rarity will be so pleased with their choice they will never have the need to return to this site in the future. ...
As a result this limited edition will only be available for a short time. ..and does have some stipulations of his own. ..but that's for him to know and you to find out. ....
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Gender | Male |
Age | 51 |
Location | UK, England: Derbyshire, Mackworth |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
🚬 Smoke | No |
🍷 Drink | Socially |
💊 Drugs | No |
📏 Height | 6ft (183 cm) |
⌛ Body Type | Average |
👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
🦵 Body hair | Trimmed |