Things you need to know about me. First off if we go out, you’re paying. Not just for me, but for my waifu. And she’s a drinker. Sex isn’t guaranteed after that. If I’m interested, I’ll place my underpants on the table. Fold them in three and place in your handbag. Return them washed, and we will consummate passionately. I dislike women who aren’t shallow. A plus if you wear my moms perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 45 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | Canada, British Columbia, Vancouver | |
