Hi,
I am an open minded eclectic scientist who is slightly reclusive but can be a fun extrovert when the company is right. My interests include science, books, movies, talking and I dabble in most other things.
FYI, I am Indian and 30 y rs old, 1. 75 m tall and 78Kg (if it matters) and single.
I am a gentleman and will respect your limits and hope you will respect mine.
Cheers,
Sirriss
P. S. I love jokes, so here are a few. . ( i know many more)
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Boris Spassky was once asked by a reporter, “Which do you prefer: chess or sex? ”. Spassky replied “It very much depends on the position”.
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. ” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk? ”
Q: What does the “B” in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
“is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me? ”
Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on technicality…
A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer were each asked to establish the volume of a red rubber ball.
The physicist immersed the ball in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated a triple integral. The engineer looked it up in his Red Rubber Ball Volume Table.
I prefer IP jokes; it’s all in the delivery.
Two fermions walk into a bar. The first says “I’d like a vodka martini with a twist. ” The second says “Dammit, that’s what I wanted! ”
Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, “Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it’s funny or not? ” Gödel replies, “We can’t know that because we’re inside the joke. ” Chomsky says, “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong. ”
Two women walk into a bar, and talk about the Bechdel test.
there are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He’s 0K now.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 40 | |
| Location | Austria, Wien, Vienna | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
