A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob
as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says "if your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied "if your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 31****."
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 45 | |
Sexuality | Straight | |
Location | USA, Maryland, Frederick |