Local Mangere singles looking to hookup and sex

• forthel113
• Male, Straight
• Age: 23
• New Zealand, Auckland, Mangere

meeting new faces and making yall laugh haha ,

Horny lol , like to meet new people and everything

• hotanwet
• Male, Straight
• Age: 55
• New Zealand, Auckland, Mangere

hard man is good to find

Hi, my names Michael, and thank you for taking the time to check out my profile. Well, I was so ugly my mother even tried to hand me back to the nurse when I was born. My friend describes me as, well A little mad really and rather freakish to look at, I think this is due to the deformities I suffered as my body grew, and the teasing I constantly endured as a child and later through my teenage years. Yes, I was Butt Fucking ugly. At my christening the priest though he was there for an exorcism. My next door neighbour took me to school on my first day, our teacher told him to take his dog home. In class they made me sit right at the back because everyone faced the front. My psychiatrist thinks there’s not much he can do and wants to keep me sedated. People I don’t know cross the street when they see me. Dogs either want to hump my leg or just piss on it. I walked into a bar one day and over heard two ladies mention I’d been hit with the ugly stick at birth that was bad enough, then the barman had to stick his 2 cents worth in. Leaning over to the two women he said you two have being drinking too much, it was more like he lined up for the second bashing and had the shit kicked outta him. I got ran over by a car one day, no one rang an ambulance, and someone just threw me into their car boot and took me to the closest vet. So if you looking for a real ugly guy sorry to disappoint, it’s amazing what surgery can do. But we can’t get away from all that emotional baggage can we. But the doctors and I are working on that. My loves are like this, Life, because of that feeling you get when a child gives you a hug and tells you that you’re the greatest dad in the world. My daughter as she's the one who told me. Those looks your partner gives you, that smile the twinkle in there eyes. Rain on the roof during a downpour, music that sends you back to other great times in your life, Smells from the kitchen that remind you of what a great mother you have. Well I'm down to earth and enjoying life, I have a daughter that’s just had her 3rd birthday and I try to have her every second weekend which is never enough as she means the world to me. That dream child that everyone hopes they going to have.... Well I've got one. I’m into most styles of music but luv house, play on the decks when ever I have the chance also play a little guitar? Can dance, well..... so I've been told. But then again it has been referred to arm flapping. Like my wines, reds actually, candle light, great food. Good conversation, and have been known to listen on the odd occasion. Sports, well I'm more of a couch potato when it comes to sport. Not that I'm a slouch my work is very demanding and keeps me reasonably fit. I also like to read, the da'Vinci Code a good book as is the Bible Code. I have a sense of humour. Even laughed once. Well enough about me let’s talk about you.... So what do you think of me?

• joelja210
• Male, Straight
• Age: 28
• New Zealand, Auckland, Mangere

Straight up sex..banging for fun

Beautiful sexy women with big round tits and tight ass

• Mkopa59
• Male, Straight
• Age: 34
• New Zealand, Auckland, Mangere

Single father wanting to mingle

Single dad who's been out the game for sometime just looking to see what's out there any interests don't be shy

• annitua179b
• Male, Straight
• Age: 22
• New Zealand, Auckland, Mangere

One night stand for this or maybe longer

Playing Basketball and Netflix n chill going beaches and walking

• Kenjii2021
• Male, Straight
• Age: 30
• New Zealand, Auckland, Mangere

Lessssgooo guy's .. let's celebrate

Funny, outgoing.. in sports. Caring about other people

• Jesse34Auckland
• Female, Bisexual
• Age: 36
• New Zealand, Auckland, Mangere

Looking for fun , friends with benefits , casual sex

Someone that enjoys a lot of fun , down for anything , just goes with the flow

• epnoxiz
• Male, Straight
• Age: 27
• New Zealand, Auckland, Mangere

im here for the meetups so hit me up if your keen

Just ask n Il tell you, n I don't bite by the way, aw and read my profile headline, sweet